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About acidinsomniac : I'm Haley. That is all.

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Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36998) - you deserved it (1928)

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