About acidinsomniac : I'm Haley. That is all.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
by anonymous / 11/10/2016 at 9:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids
by spadesmollusques / 06/06/2016 at 1:13am / France (Alsace) / Kids
Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
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