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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About acessdenied_ : My name is Sam. Bi.

I love Anime, Art, Music, and Photography.

Sorry to my haters who couldn't phase me ;$

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Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46879) - you deserved it (6836)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

#17443433
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40142) - you deserved it (2602)

On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

#17418352
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38833) - you deserved it (5697)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

#17418285
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37650) - you deserved it (4317)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm - love - by MrOh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

#17414090
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59394) - you deserved it (4972)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36143) - you deserved it (5116)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia



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