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acessdenied_

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About acessdenied_ : My name is Sam. Bi.

I love Anime, Art, Music, and Photography.

Sorry to my haters who couldn't phase me ;$

Love // Hate

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acessdenied_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

by Username / 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm / United States / Work

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

by iliketoastalot / 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

by MrOh / 08/09/2011 at 1:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

by ksmith / 08/09/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

by Jilly / 08/08/2011 at 2:45am / Australia / Kids