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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (20 years)
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About aceman12348 : I'm just a regular some what normal person. Into sports, movies, and just hanging out. Message me if you want to talk.

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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24889) - you deserved it (6498)

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