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About aceman12348 : I'm just a regular some what normal person. Into sports, movies, and just hanging out. Message me if you want to talk.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
Friday 17 April 2015