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aceboogieswagg
  • Town/Country : Lipscomb, Alabama , United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aceboogieswagg : Love to laugh and play sports... my shirt says it all... Wanna know more, message me.

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Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37442) - you deserved it (7786)

On 07/16/2013 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

#20785133
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53063) - you deserved it (18206)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21548) - you deserved it (42343)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, my father looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon. The 'other' pink meat", then winked suggestively at my mother. I don't think I can ever eat fish again. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)



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