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Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (137075)

On 05/07/2009 at 7:36am - animals - by MJ3105 (man) - Israel

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72752) - you deserved it (419141)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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