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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 153
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36161) - you deserved it (4232)

On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML

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On 11/19/2014 at 12:27am - intimacy - by jigglypluff (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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On 11/07/2014 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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On 06/11/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by stutterboy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

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240 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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583 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13721) - you deserved it (55272) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
148 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML

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80 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)



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