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  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 January 1991 (23 years)
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Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML

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On 06/11/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by stutterboy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

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On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML

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