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Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blow-job. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36956) - you deserved it (5462)

On 01/31/2011 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by MollyMadamme -

Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25986) - you deserved it (5155)

On 11/27/2009 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money. Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning. After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills. Really. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (148639) - you deserved it (22044)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:56am - health - by Sick (woman) - United States (Florida)



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