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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 January 2000 (14 years)
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About abylenee_ : cats, coffee, sweaters and cute boys💁
mcdonalds chicken nuggets, brownies, and starbucks are the ways to my heart😛
i enjoy napping for 6 hours .

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abylenee_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (4914)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24798) - you deserved it (5492)

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