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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 January 1999 (15 years)
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Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML


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