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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 January 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 534
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About abylenee_ : Loving Auntie of 2 kids💜
i would like to think im cool
Used to be a brace face😂✌️
lame as frick
The more I talk, the more I understand why I'm single
Whoa guys I can't answer all 0 messages at one time

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Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11441) - you deserved it (88876)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (4912)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

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