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abutton

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 287
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About abutton : Laugh a little you might like it It's good for the soul. Message me if you would like.

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abutton's favorite FMLs

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

#17634077
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19809) - you deserved it (3289)

On 09/01/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Chris75 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36005) - you deserved it (4345)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34810) - you deserved it (3719)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15351) - you deserved it (58771)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14028) - you deserved it (36224) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

#11076892
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35892) - you deserved it (21855)

On 06/09/2010 at 9:05am - intimacy - by DFR (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

#5349169
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36623) - you deserved it (7874)

On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

#916470
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16304) - you deserved it (81949)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

#699285
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84976) - you deserved it (4338)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:16am - work - by matte (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19993) - you deserved it (68905)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call - including me. FML

#2805
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5108) - you deserved it (17773)

On 01/27/2009 at 9:25am - work - by workerbee - United States (Illinois)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17220) - you deserved it (4407)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53592) - you deserved it (5442)

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