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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About abutton : Laugh a little you might like it It's good for the soul. Message me if you would like.

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abutton's favorite FMLs

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47836) - you deserved it (3783) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

#20707362
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50904) - you deserved it (4683)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

#20557546
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32539) - you deserved it (8006)

On 03/24/2013 at 3:35am - love - by whatchagonnado - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML

#20134961
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12008) - you deserved it (56094)

On 10/27/2012 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Cslouth - United States (New York)

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

#20067647
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20144) - you deserved it (3871)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:16pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

#20045566
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29670) - you deserved it (5699)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18708) - you deserved it (1531)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

#20011233
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19186) - you deserved it (3339)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

#19917515
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13095) - you deserved it (24587)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

#19275580
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25542) - you deserved it (12551)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

#19180837
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23429) - you deserved it (6083)

On 02/28/2012 at 6:55am - love - by Susan - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25623) - you deserved it (6084)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27968) - you deserved it (4232)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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