abutton

Search for a member

Offline (the 07/01/2015 at 9:31pm)

abutton

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 May 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 931
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About abutton : Laugh a little you might like it It's good for the soul. Message me if you would like.

abutton's page activity

Visits<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:47am<b>sailing_is_life</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 10:03pm<b>val_is_lame97</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 6:27pm<b>feven</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 1:03pm<b>aamir251</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 6:07am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 6:43pm<b>Wormie14</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 1:10pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 7:15am<b>jb590</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 8:15am<b>SandyBella</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 12:46am<b>AwkwardShoe</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 5:03am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 6:26pm<b>Larissa24</b> - the 02/02/2014 at 11:18am<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 01/30/2014 at 2:58am<b>Linda_zlk</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 11:43pm<b>elibel</b> - the 01/24/2014 at 1:09pm<b>coried91</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 1:05pm<b>JustBeingAwesome</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 5:25am

abutton's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of abutton's badges

abutton's favorite FMLs

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/13/2013 at 4:49am / Kids

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

by Thanks Honey / 06/05/2013 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

by whatchagonnado / 03/24/2013 at 3:35am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people. I've not had sex a single time since. FML

by Cslouth / 10/27/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2012 at 3:16pm / Sweden / Love

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

by Todd / 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm / United States / Health

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2012 at 10:26am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

by opinaise / 08/02/2012 at 9:00am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Love

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

by Concert Flatulent / 07/10/2012 at 12:44am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

by anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 1:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

by Susan / 02/28/2012 at 6:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous