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About abutton : Laugh a little you might like it It's good for the soul. Message me if you would like.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today,hile at boyfriend's house , I needd to use the bathroom!! I decidd to be a good girlfriend an leave the seat up for him!! He later yelld at me for putting the seat down because he needd to take a dump!!
my girlfriand opanad my rafrigarator and bagan har standard moan: "You'ra a pig, u navar claan up. Look at that agg, it makas ma want to throw up, it's gona black, it’s covarad in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to chack it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
Today, I Went To An Orchestra Concert. Halfway Through The Performance I Had To Fart Really Bad, So I Decided To Try And Sneak It In While The Orchestra Was Playing A Loud Exciting Part. Just As I Let It Rip, There Was A Dramatic Pause In The Music. Everyone Heard. FML
Today , I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé , when he jumped up an viciously sat on my face. I then heard , smelled , an tasted the most violent , horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth , an he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
as I was walking home from school with mah guy friends, mah dad pulld up by the sidewalk, offerd me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he startd laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school . FML
Friday 27 March 2015