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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1998 (15 years)
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About abuboo22 : All of your lives suck, but don't worry about it. Shoooooosh... *pap pap*

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Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

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On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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