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30Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3204
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About abraybro : Just a girl from Australia.

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Visits<b>abv96</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 5:07am<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:08am<b>RA91</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:43pm<b>beaks527</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:31am<b>Pstraka6</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 4:39pm<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:29am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:19am<b>SirTalkaton</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:33am<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:15pm<b>WesBUBBLEZ</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:08pm<b>ottoholmberg</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:31pm<b>shwn_pal</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:26am<b>therealjc</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Rainbow2Cloud</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:19pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:08am<b>NoCraicAtAll</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 4:49am<b>paravoz</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:12am<b>DropTheDaggerxx</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:57am

Fucked!<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 12:29pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:57am<b>ErnestoHernandez</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:03am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 5:16pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:46pm<b>justinemalang1</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 5:37am<b>AscendV</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:07pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:42pm<b>jcb96</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 8:55am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 12:00pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 8:16am<b>Hertyn</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 7:57am<b>IspSG</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 3:25am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 12:17am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 2:21pm<b>JClaymation</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 8:22am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:27am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:26pm

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abraybro's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24076) - you deserved it (4478)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

#21425055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (4146)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you deserved it (8586)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, my professor let a guy into my philosophy class 30 minutes late because his excuse was, "Time is just an illusion." This is the same professor that kicked me out of the classroom for being 2 minutes late. FML

#21423584
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (2492)

On 06/09/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by Really - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

#21422192
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30172) - you deserved it (2229)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

#21421148
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (1998)

On 06/05/2015 at 8:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (3456)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (5524)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

#21406879
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25236) - you deserved it (3136)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:32pm - health - by better late than never -

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

#21406759
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25742) - you deserved it (3242)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33862) - you deserved it (4527)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28035) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (7733)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

#21374433
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22666) - you deserved it (15303)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

#21370481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31899) - you deserved it (28)

On 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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