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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2925
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About abraybro : Just a girl from Australia.

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Visits<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:29am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:19am<b>SirTalkaton</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:33am<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 9:15pm<b>WesBUBBLEZ</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:08pm<b>ottoholmberg</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 6:31pm<b>shwn_pal</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 10:26am<b>therealjc</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Rainbow2Cloud</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:19pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:08am<b>NoCraicAtAll</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 4:49am<b>paravoz</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:12am<b>DropTheDaggerxx</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:57am<b>DragonDude</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:55am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:17am<b>blurider17</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:02am<b>obviouslyserious</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:27pm<b>ErnestoHernandez</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:03pm

Fucked!<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 12:29pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 7:57am<b>ErnestoHernandez</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:03am<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 5:16pm<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:46pm<b>justinemalang1</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 5:37am<b>AscendV</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 3:07pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:42pm<b>jcb96</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 8:55am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 12:00pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 8:16am<b>Hertyn</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 7:57am<b>IspSG</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 3:25am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 12:17am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 2:21pm<b>JClaymation</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 8:22am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 3:27am<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:26pm

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abraybro's favorite FMLs

Today, and for the first time in months, I woke up feeling well rested and ready to face the day. At 7pm. FML

#21406879
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25012) - you deserved it (3120)

On 05/08/2015 at 5:32pm - health - by better late than never -

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

#21406759
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (3227)

On 05/08/2015 at 12:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33787) - you deserved it (4517)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML

#21397356
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27934) - you deserved it (3216)

On 04/21/2015 at 9:48am - love - by veiny - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (7728)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

#21374433
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22651) - you deserved it (15281)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

#21370481
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31865) - you deserved it (22)

On 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32622) - you deserved it (3042)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43265) - you deserved it (19595)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (2025)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

#21365913
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31144) - you deserved it (6475)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29579) - you deserved it (3076)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36285) - you deserved it (2418)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

#21364648
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (3162)

On 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to go all-natural and go to work without any makeup on. My boss swore I was on drugs, which I guess had absolutely nothing to do with the completely "random" drug test I had to take later in the day. FML

#21361118
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32085) - you deserved it (3119)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:36pm - work - by vaylosa (woman) -



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