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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3554
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About abraybro : Just a girl from Australia.

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Visits<b>gloriousjohnson</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:52am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:47pm<b>amc597</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 2:14pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:54am<b>acorn2222</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:09pm<b>gamergirl11200</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 2:42pm<b>neonheadbeams</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:37am<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 5:35pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:45pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:30pm<b>w0nd3rl4nd</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:08am<b>RA91</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 9:43pm<b>beaks527</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:31am<b>Pstraka6</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 4:39pm<b>shemademedoit</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 6:29am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:19am<b>SirTalkaton</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:33am

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Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23864) - you deserved it (6118)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (2319)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I found out that the motorcycle I paid cash for was an illegal import. My plates are canceled, I have to turn in the bike for it to be destroyed, and the seller has vanished off the face of the planet. FML

#21458311
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23255) - you deserved it (4008)

On 08/20/2015 at 12:48am - misc - by fmymouth (man) - United States (California)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18598) - you deserved it (9750)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

#21457543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21587) - you deserved it (3272)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

#21454264
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20058) - you deserved it (8604)

On 08/10/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by monster1109 (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

#21453585
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21517) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm - misc - by I love L (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23982) - you deserved it (5628)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

#21448086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25143) - you deserved it (2235)

On 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm - misc - by Not turnt - United States (New York)

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

#21446894
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10931) - you deserved it (19238)

On 07/25/2015 at 4:33am - misc - by elovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML

#21445738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22143) - you deserved it (2481)

On 07/22/2015 at 11:18pm - health - by skyllabeauty1234 - United States (California)



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