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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 July 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4578
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Visits<b>Rababco</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 6:25pm<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 12:49pm<b>kawayi</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 12:46pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 1:36am<b>MrErazo</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 8:14am<b>TheNight</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:34pm<b>kaylocca</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 9:37pm<b>meatball4122</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 8:08pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 3:59pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 3:30pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:46pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 9:03pm<b>nash1991</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 11:48pm<b>jco1a</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 10:05pm<b>timotay89</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:43pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 6:06pm<b>Guzziii</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 11:34am<b>hardflip95</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 8:42am

Fucked!<b>MrErazo</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 2:14pm<b>meatball4122</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 6:11pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 7:57am<b>Ruskiy_Cherep</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 8:22pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:25pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:09pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 4:06pm<b>papa_vas</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 3:09pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:32pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 1:03pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:11am<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:10am<b>finchy420</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 9:16am<b>Dexter83</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 8:23am<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 9:02pm<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 5:27am<b>Tenker</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:25am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 3:06am

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abraybro's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm in training at an animal shelter. There's an adorable tiny kitten there, which my boss said not to touch it because it's feral. "No way he's dangerous" I said, reaching into the cage to pet it. It struck like a cobra and tore up my arm. My first on-the-job injury is from a KITTEN. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend of two months and I are in completely different points in our lives. She ambushed me with ideas of having kids, getting married and being together forever. Currently, my biggest concern is passing the tenth grade. FML

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was taking a shower, my boyfriend came into the bathroom to ask me a question. When I got out of the shower, I was greeted with a horrifying cutout of Michael Jackson. I fell backwards, shattering the glass shower door. I needed stitches. FML

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML

by aswamk / 12/19/2015 at 12:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

by shat / 12/12/2015 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML

by anon. / 11/17/2015 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2015 at 8:34am / Love

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

by shitbucketsfilledwithshit / 10/08/2015 at 12:04pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my mom texted me, asking what I'd like her to get for dinner tonight. I texted back "Something exotic if you're up for it :)". Except I accidentally typed "erotic". I only noticed the typo when I checked after getting no reply. She comes home in a couple of hours. Shit, shit, shit. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

by Anonymous / 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm / United States (Nevada) / Work