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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 December 1970 (43 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About abrams70 : I am a writer & diagnostic nurse. I have more degrees than a thermometer. I'm an intelligent smart@ss. I believe...I see...I speak my mind

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Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47773) - you deserved it (4510)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:57pm - love - by jacey chreyest (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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