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About aboelmagd : A very unwise human version of Yoda.
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All what I write is intended as humor; and to be honest I came here to laugh and feel good about my life.

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Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

#20822133
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38112) - you deserved it (9567)

On 08/05/2013 at 2:09pm - work - by Fuckup (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I wore a bikini to the lake with my parents. I didn't know that my back was covered in bruises, and ended up having to awkwardly explain to my parents that I am not in an abusive relationship; the bruises came from the sex I had last night. FML

#20822120
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On 08/05/2013 at 1:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML

#13260317
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On 09/30/2010 at 4:19am - work - by simply2010 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out the reason I can't get a job. My previous employer didn't know my name, so when places I applied to called there for a reference, my boss said he had no recollection of me working there. FML

#11010469
44 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 1:36pm - work - by duko3000 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents decided I was old enough to know that my mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares. She's a screamer. FML

#4960471
80 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML

#4473849
332 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

#6332
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Ginger (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

#2857
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5701) - you deserved it (18084)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)



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