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Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51964) - you deserved it (12377)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML


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