About abcdefghijklomop : im 19 (and single) im from waterford in ireland
i like pop music
im the kind of girl who likes to party
i love getting mail (even hate mail i love seeing your reactions laughs evily)
i have no pic
but i am 5foot5 have brown hair blue eyes
here is the song we sang in secondry
we are the deise girl
we wear our hair in curls
we wear our dunggeries above our sexy knees
we do not smoke or drink
thats what our parents think
but when it comes to toys we rather play
with boys
(speak this dont sing)
im sexy im hot
i know your not
im cool i rule
i domenate the school
while singing that we would wear our skirt above our knees
jumpers off shirts first button undone and tie off
hair down
we were wild
the teacher couldnt handle us
love alana
(thats my name)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my roommate confronted me about my eating disorder. She described in length how emaciated-looking my chest has become and how she only wants to help. Except that I don't have an eating disorder. My sternum is deformed and I have only recently become confident enough to wear low-cut tops. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 3:57am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:14am - health - by Braced (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)
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