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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 June 1990 (24 years)
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About abcdefghijklomop : im 19 (and single) im from waterford in ireland


i like pop music
im the kind of girl who likes to party
i love getting mail (even hate mail i love seeing your reactions laughs evily)
i have no pic
but i am 5foot5 have brown hair blue eyes

here is the song we sang in secondry

we are the deise girl
we wear our hair in curls
we wear our dunggeries above our sexy knees
we do not smoke or drink
thats what our parents think
but when it comes to toys we rather play
with boys
(speak this dont sing)
im sexy im hot
i know your not
im cool i rule
i domenate the school

while singing that we would wear our skirt above our knees
jumpers off shirts first button undone and tie off
hair down

we were wild

the teacher couldnt handle us

love alana
(thats my name)

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Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

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