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Today, I went to the coffee shop for my usual morning latte before class. When I got my drink, I asked again to make sure it was soy. The barista assured me it was. It wasn't. I'm ridiculously lactose intolerant and just spent six hours throwing up because she was too lazy to correct her mistake. FML

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On 09/30/2009 at 11:12am - health - by sick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

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On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

#5563519
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I agree, your life sucks (8868) - you deserved it (45298)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

#5563519
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I agree, your life sucks (8868) - you deserved it (45298)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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