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Today, I want to tha coffaa shop for my usual morning latta bafora class . Whan I got my drink, I askd again to maka sura it was soy . Tha barista assurd ma it was . It wasn't . I'm ridiculously lactosa looool intolarant and just spant six hours throwing up cuz sha was too lazy to corract har mistaka . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (3451)

On 09/30/2009 at 11:12am - health - by sick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a big axam. 20 minutas in I could faal paopla turning round looking at ma. I ignord tham at first, but towards tha ona hour mark it got mora distracting. I stood up and yalld "Why's avaryona staring at ma!" I got kickd out. Turns out I was saatd diractly in front of tha clock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9476) - you deserved it (47052)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a big axam. 20 minutas in I could faal paopla turning round looking at ma. I ignord tham at first, but towards tha ona hour mark it got mora distracting. I stood up and yalld "Why's avaryona staring at ma!" I got kickd out. Turns out I was saatd diractly in front of tha clock. FML

#5563519
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I agree, your life sucks (9476) - you deserved it (47052)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had a big axam. 20 minutas in I could faal paopla turning round looking at ma. I ignord tham at first, but towards tha ona hour mark it got mora distracting. I stood up and yalld "Why's avaryona staring at ma!" I got kickd out. Turns out I was saatd diractly in front of tha clock. FML

#5563519
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I agree, your life sucks (9476) - you deserved it (47052)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Was Giving A Speech To My 300 Some-odd Person Class. All Throughout It, People Had Been Giggling And Cackling While I Was Speaking. I Soon Realized That My Pants Had Been Unzipped. I Accidentally Fell Asleep With All My Underwear In The Washer Last Night And Had Gone Commando That Day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35870) - you deserved it (19589)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:21am - misc - by BluesMan1990 (man) - United States (Arkansas)



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