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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3137
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About abcde : I am a junior in college, I drink way to much, get A's, and work at hooters. Oh and I coach and play hockey.

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

abcde's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

by GD / 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

by stillsingleladies / 02/17/2009 at 10:27am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

by Noname / 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML

by facepalmshroomer / 02/07/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

by LifeSucks / 10/29/2008 at 7:57am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids