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abbymackenziee

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  • Number of visits : 3261
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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abbymackenziee's favorite FMLs

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35566) - you deserved it (3429)

On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

#21222536
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40873) - you deserved it (4562)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:54pm - misc - by tlm84 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
91 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
100 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML

#21201617
76 comments

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On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to be seductive to get intimate with my boyfriend. He commented on how sexy I looked, and how badly he wanted me, then asked me to move because I was blocking the TV, and the World Cup match he was watching. FML

#21192852
163 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I'm a college student working at Dollar Tree. The signs hanging every 10 ft, plastered on every box, every wall, every corner, say "Everything's $1." Someone asked me how much something was, because there was no price tag. This happens multiple times a day. FML

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145 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 8:07pm - work - by E.B. (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

#21189397
127 comments

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On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

#21180516
120 comments

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On 06/19/2014 at 10:37am - love - by stopinthenameoflove - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a customer called the restaurant I work at to ask if our coupons were always valid, or if they expired on the expiration date printed on them. FML

#21179816
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40560) - you deserved it (4579)

On 06/18/2014 at 8:58pm - work - by Shannon - United States (Michigan)



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