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Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47226) - you deserved it (3318)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by trice (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by jll14 (woman) - Malaysia (Sabah)

Today, what started as a fun family Easter egg hunt turned within minutes into my mother-in-law's big chance to be a dramatic cow by screaming at my 5 and 7-year-old daughters for participating in a "vile pagan ritual" and saying that we're all going to hell. They're still bawling. FML

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On 03/31/2013 at 4:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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