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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 June 1995 (20 years)
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About abbie95 : Hi I'm Abbie :) 18. Music lover. Big dreamer. Message me if you wanna talk!

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Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML


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Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML

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