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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About abattior : I'm originally from Saudi Arabia living in the U.S. for college. I am open minded for any questions!

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Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML


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On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML


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