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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About abattior : I'm originally from Saudi Arabia living in the U.S. for college. I am open minded for any questions!

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Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (6409)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

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On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67841) - you deserved it (6479)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)



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