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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 June 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About abattior : I'm originally from Saudi Arabia living in the U.S. for college. I am open minded for any questions!

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abattior's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36278) - you deserved it (2587)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

#13443862
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21932) - you deserved it (6554)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

#8943287
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23378) - you deserved it (5635)

On 03/09/2010 at 10:32am - health - by supermanxs1 - United States (Texas)

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

#5450492
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45987) - you deserved it (4132)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:24pm - money - by shouldagone2work (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML

#5332273
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37851) - you deserved it (5026)

On 09/18/2009 at 1:48pm - health - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

#3398607
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68083) - you deserved it (6492)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

#590218
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16003) - you deserved it (96696)

On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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