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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About abattior : I'm originally from Saudi Arabia living in the U.S. for college. I am open minded for any questions!

abattior's page activity

Visits<b>racerboy102</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 5:47pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 4:16am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 7:17pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 6:50am<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 10:23pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 2:23pm<b>399</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 9:58am<b>waleedma</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 7:05am<b>MyrmidonQueenn01</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 12:14pm<b>ladymunchkin742</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 5:46pm<b>Frankie602</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:26am<b>prout92340</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:38am<b>deathstroke990</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 4:59pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:50am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:11pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:17pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 11:17am<b>Natesdaw</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 1:45am

Fucked!<b>rhiley</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 12:50pm<b>399</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 3:58pm<b>MyrmidonQueenn01</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 5:46am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 6:33pm<b>rookworst</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 7:35am<b>AndrasteNyx</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 1:06am<b>DasGrimmReaper</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 8:01pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 12:47pm<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 3:14pm<b>hipposteve</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 1:42pm<b>Exaspera</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 7:25am<b>skymachine</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 12:36am<b>uridea</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:39pm<b>skellingtonfart</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 5:44pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 8:36am<b>ollie179</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 3:51pm<b>FezzesAreCool</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 6:41am

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abattior's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

by mikey / 10/14/2010 at 9:05am / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

by supermanxs1 / 03/09/2010 at 10:32am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

by shouldagone2work / 09/24/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money

Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML

by anonymous / 09/18/2009 at 1:48pm / Health

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

by wildthing / 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

by Loho / 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous