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Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

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On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

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On 08/29/2011 at 12:06am - misc - by Ariella - Singapore

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

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On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

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283 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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