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aastemay
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 62
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22940) - you deserved it (1436)

On 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by creepystalkerguy (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53377) - you deserved it (5368)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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