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  • Town/Country : texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44469) - you deserved it (2692)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anna - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 12:38am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:26pm - health - by SF49 - United States



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