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aaron44

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aaron44

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aaron44 : Just another average person on FML. ☺

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aaron44's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

#21382575
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27153) - you deserved it (4602)

On 03/27/2015 at 6:50pm - health - by Bonecrusher (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny tard like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

#21369365
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/06/2015 at 3:44pm - kids - by single&alone (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

#21317384
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32234) - you deserved it (5683)

On 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm - animals - by I'm Trading Up For A Dog (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

#21280293
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35853) - you deserved it (2160)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:20am - misc - by Queensland - Australia

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

#20660609
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42577) - you deserved it (21150)

On 05/13/2013 at 11:06am - animals - by random (man) - United States



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