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Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20891) - you deserved it (5272)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML

#8437472 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (12627) - you deserved it (3547)

On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (2905)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up at a strangers house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

#7036487 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (3326) - you deserved it (27701)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by jagerbombs (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML

#6811262 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (23880) - you deserved it (2116)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

#6780706 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (27618) - you deserved it (3561)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States

Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML

#6652646 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (20623) - you deserved it (5808)

On 12/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Postdotfuzz (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a new smart phone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

#6645209 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (6363) - you deserved it (29129)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by smart phone mms - United States

Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

#6624561 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (9738) - you deserved it (22411)

On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML

#6580357 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (21212) - you deserved it (25473)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

#6554102 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (28760) - you deserved it (7594)

On 12/01/2009 at 5:24pm - kids - by poopiemanlol - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (7031)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

#6476260 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (4550) - you deserved it (37842)

On 11/27/2009 at 9:26am - misc - by forgotmyownbirthday (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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