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Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38328) - you deserved it (3056)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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