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aadvdrak
  • Town/Country : Jakarta, Indonesia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 117
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24448) - you deserved it (1664)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML

#20041954
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12296) - you deserved it (1392)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:18am - misc - by AmyLeigh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

#20041946
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14344) - you deserved it (5105)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:15am - love - by bummerdood (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
128 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

#19998313
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29520) - you deserved it (2909) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

#19997834
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15148) - you deserved it (11273)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:53am - money - by busted - Canada (Alberta)



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