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a_nix777
  • Town/Country : Palm Bay, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About a_nix777 : Names abril, love music... that is all.

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25726) - you deserved it (4756)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54820) - you deserved it (10823)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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