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a_nix777
  • Town/Country : Palm Bay, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About a_nix777 : Names abril, love music... that is all.

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19312) - you deserved it (3441)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48199) - you deserved it (8639)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81749) - you deserved it (24055)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States



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