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a_lenzmeier
  • Town/Country : Kearny, The good 'ol USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1988 (24 years)
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About a_lenzmeier : I can think of nothing clever to say, except there once was a man from Nantucket.

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Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42880) - you deserved it (6018)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



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