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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1484
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About a_lenzmeier : I can think of nothing clever to say, except there once was a man from Nantucket.

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2dayhile looool watching Animal Planet, I realisd my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer technique on me. FML

#15149183
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31017) - you deserved it (8815)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

2dayhile looool watching Animal Planet, I realisd my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer technique on me. FML

#15149183
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31017) - you deserved it (8815)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessd his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become mah stepbrother in 3 days. mega FML

#15124689
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (2805)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

#15112268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31505) - you deserved it (4957)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:17am - love - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, mah boyfriend proposd to me . Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news . When I excusd myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought u were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family . FML

#15091892
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39945) - you deserved it (3661)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30742) - you deserved it (11443)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I Was Working As An Intern At A Day Care. One Of The Kids Touchd My Chest A Couple Of Times, An I Jokingly Told Him That He Shouldn't Touch Old An Ugly Women Like Me. So He Startd Groping The Little Girls Instead. When The Other Teachers Askd Himhy, He Said I Had Told Him To. Fat FML

#14974014
73 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today , while changing my clothes , my 3 year old daughter informed me that I looked lyk a zebra. Noticing my shocked face , she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

#14451100
108 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 1:56pm - kids - by jenabp - United States (Arizona)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, mah toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later,hile at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?"hile pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40596) - you deserved it (9588)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later,hile at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?"hile pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40596) - you deserved it (9588)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I TOOK MY TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SWIMMING. WHILE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB, MY DAUGHTER POINTED TO THE ELDERLY MAN SITTING ACROSS FROM US AND MUMBLED SOMETHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER, SO I ASKED HER TO REPEAT IT. AFTER TWO MORE ATTEMPTS, SHE SHOUTED, "MOM! HE HAS BIG BOOBS!"

#13912441
80 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52312) - you deserved it (7872)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore



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