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About a_homeless_guy : does anybody actually read these? i mean really, i could just come in on this box and put some random stuff that nobody really cares about. I could even put a word that doesn't exist in here. Plup-tent. there, see? it was that easy to think of something that isn't true and put it on my about me. Next i could say that I'm a six foot tall body builder named tiny who likes to rub tanning lotion on midgets, but that would also be untrue, like when Rosie O'donnell tried to make people think she wasn't fat... but I digress. If you actually read through this whole thing and still want to know something about me, go ahead and message me, operators will be active on all lines

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