aWeirdoNamedCori

Search for a member

Offline (the 07/02/2015 at 5:48am)

aWeirdoNamedCori

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 May 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1788
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

aWeirdoNamedCori's page activity

Visits<b>maritaak</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 9:36am<b>alexasyddm</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 10:49pm<b>ragdoll316</b> - the 09/03/2013 at 10:13pm<b>Crash7777</b> - the 08/14/2013 at 7:45pm<b>Dipmunch</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 10:35pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 08/07/2013 at 8:21pm<b>carleybeak</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 3:01pm<b>Nicole112</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 5:38pm<b>jadeluv</b> - the 07/16/2013 at 2:37am<b>tomgun</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 3:59am<b>dead_insects</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 2:26am<b>Mornai</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 12:50am<b>zombieslayer83</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 9:59am<b>ljcarranza</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 3:23am<b>annerz374</b> - the 03/17/2013 at 9:30am<b>Lizabethx5</b> - the 01/27/2013 at 5:15pm<b>XanderJayNix</b> - the 01/14/2013 at 2:02pm<b>cd8919</b> - the 01/08/2013 at 11:16am

aWeirdoNamedCori's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of aWeirdoNamedCori's badges

aWeirdoNamedCori's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

by Ilovelife07 / 01/14/2010 at 10:14am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 12:55am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

by helloitsbrian6969 / 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

by Flicker / 05/14/2009 at 3:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

by tehhotness / 03/27/2009 at 10:13am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

by AzNFoo / 03/26/2009 at 1:20am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy