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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 554
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aWalrus13 : Sports: soccer, lax, wrestling, track
I'm a middy in soccer and lacrosse. I'm a sprinter and high jumper in track
Mottos: "I don't care if you black white Asian straight gay if you're nice to me I'll be nice to you."- Eminem
"No one remembers the night they got plenty of sleep"
"Learn to make fun of yourself but don't let others make fun of you"
I am a Boy Scout. My current rank is Star. I am perusing my eagle rank.
Music: jack Johnson. Of monsters and men. Guster. Eminem. Kid Cudi.

Message me if you want. I don't bite.

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