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by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
by henry feingold / 06/10/2011 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by redhanded / 05/28/2011 at 5:24am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 11:44am / Romania (Arad) / Intimacy
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by wolfie898 / 05/21/2011 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by crazycat / 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
by ctop / 05/13/2011 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
by Jackassed / 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
by Anon / 05/07/2011 at 2:08am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…