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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML


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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

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