Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

aFro

Search for a member

aFro

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1988
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

aFro's page activity

Visits<b>mt631</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 7:30pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 07/19/2009 at 9:08pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/02/2009 at 10:34pm<b>ijkl0marissa</b> - the 04/14/2009 at 8:06pm<b>malikotako</b> - the 03/20/2009 at 4:42am

aFro's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

aFro's favorite FMLs

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

#3398201
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154884) - you deserved it (9877)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I mat wit a friand wo ad gainad soma waigt sinca I saw im last. looool Aftar a friandly ug, I puttad my and on is naw man boob and, witout tinking, laft it tara way too long. I raalizad tat I was groping im and, in a panic, did ta only ting I could tink of. I pattad it. Twica. FML

#3373378
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15708) - you deserved it (50110)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... three women came into mah work and one was wereing a shrt with a rainbow that said... ( We are everywhere ). I had just gotten wat it was referring to and when I greetd them I endd up saying ( Hi gays! ) instead of the standard ( Hi guys ). FML

#2494614
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18720) - you deserved it (47047)

On 06/01/2009 at 6:46am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday my fiancé proposed to me at the movies!! The movie stopped in the middle, an my fiancé stand up, takes out a microphone an announce to the entre theatre that he loves me!! Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", an throw a cup of coke at my head!! FML

#1832318
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75084) - you deserved it (14396)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working out at te gym doing squats. Tere was a girl tere tat I wantd to impress so I loadd up te bar wit a lot of weigt and began to do ma squat. As I was going down I fartd so loud tat I began to laug and fell backwards. Everyone in te room just stard at me.

#697920
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (70972)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME A FEW DAYS EARLY FROM A 3-MONTH BUSINESS TRIP. AS I OPENED MAH APARTMENT DOOR, HOPING TO SURPRISE MAH GRLFRIEND, THE MAN SHE'S APPARENTLY BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH PROMPTLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. HE THOUGHT I WAS A BURGLAR. MEGA FML

#663425
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114012) - you deserved it (4787)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was On A Frst Date Wit A Grl At Te Movies. Trying To Be Polite, I Eld In A Fart Until An Intense, Loud Action Scene Came On. As Soon As I Let Go, Te Scene Went Silent And My Fart Was Clerely Eard To Everyone In Te Movie Teatre. My Date Went To Te Batroom. Se Didn't Come Back. FML

#662645
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (77680)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

#650213
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15021) - you deserved it (135638)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Found Out That I'm Failing This Semester Because I've Missed Too Many Classes. I've Missed The Classe Because I've Been Having Panic Attacks, A Symptom Of Mah Anxiety Disorder. I Got The Anxiety Disorder Because I Was So Afraid Of Failing School. FML

#592595
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99430) - you deserved it (26098)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:12am - work - by disfordiploma (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling 4 about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling.

#256188
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44885) - you deserved it (12007)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - kids - by xoVioLoveox (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML

#245374
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68775) - you deserved it (22229)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was So Drunk That Mah Friends Put Me To Bed During A Party. Later I Find Out Thathile I Was Passed Out Two Of Mah Friends Came In An Had Sexhile I Was In The Same Bed. They Tried To Use Me As A Prop. Now Mah Friends Call Me The Love Wedge. Fat FML

#245374
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68775) - you deserved it (22229)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: