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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 November 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 536
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aFieryFairytale : ~ My name is Shannon, & I'm 24 & live in Texas.
~ I'm absolutely mad for my boyfriend, who has also been my very best friend for nine years. Our baby is a Chocolate Labrador named Abigail Marie.
~ I am the Mockingjay. I survived, despite everyone else's plans.
~ I have PTSD, a learning disorder, & I'm bipolar, so I often say & do things that don't make sense. Regardless, I don't give a damn what you think about me. I am very smart, & full of useless facts about everything. Only God can judge me, because I am His child.

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Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML

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