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aFieryFairytale
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 November 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aFieryFairytale : ~ My name is Shannon, & I'm 24 & live in Texas.
~ I'm absolutely mad for my boyfriend, who has also been my very best friend for nine years. Our baby is a Chocolate Labrador named Abigail Marie.
~ I am the Mockingjay. I survived, despite everyone else's plans.
~ I have PTSD, a learning disorder, & I'm bipolar, so I often say & do things that don't make sense. Regardless, I don't give a damn what you think about me. I am very smart, & full of useless facts about everything. Only God can judge me, because I am His child.

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Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML



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