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Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21774) - you deserved it (48494)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (3626)

On 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm - love - by whyme27 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83636) - you deserved it (7273)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)



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