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Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

#20170086
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I agree, your life sucks (14970) - you deserved it (31239)

On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

#20169668
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I agree, your life sucks (27599) - you deserved it (5294)

On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

#20169381
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I agree, your life sucks (18713) - you deserved it (16292)

On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States



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