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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About _u7m : FML is the only social site I know of that's not full of idiots. A good escape for me, as I live in the 21st century and am constantly surrounded by idiots.

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Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML


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