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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 236
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About _u7m : Your typical awkward, lonely high-school junior.

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Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (3410)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42892) - you deserved it (3429)

On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)



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