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_streets_

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_streets_

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3363
  • Number of comments : 314
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _streets_ : Hmm.. Do people even read this? I'm not really sure what to write in here but to further enlighten those of you who were intrigued enough either by my comment or my photo, here is a list of things that I quite like: Apples, Music, Rugby, Hockey, Criminal Minds, system of a down, Bones, Horses, Snowmobiling, Def leppard, Quadding, Chicken, Horror movies, Tae kwon do, Guitar, Art, My dogs (Rottweilers), Ice cream, Jackass, Humor, MGK, Trucks, Reading, Zombies, Sleep, The winter/cold, Makeup, Whiskey, The color green (specifically lime green), I prefer Popsicle's to freezies, And pancakes to waffles. Gore, Lord Of The Rings, Step Brothers, Harry potter, Camping, Red dragon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Dyrdek, Johnny Knoxville, UFC, Adam Sandler, Motocross, The Dudesons, Vodka, Nitro circus, The Oilers > 19 years young, Canadian eh.. I hope to be a coroner in the future because dead bodies interest me :) cheers!

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_streets_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119109) - you deserved it (73898)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (347194) - you deserved it (38566)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

#718937
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129360) - you deserved it (14545)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

#632473
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168194) - you deserved it (34058)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241789) - you deserved it (31688)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140570) - you deserved it (15734)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (253094) - you deserved it (59800)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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