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_streets_
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2973
  • Number of comments : 314
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _streets_ : Hmm.. Do people even read this? I'm not really sure what to write in here but to further enlighten those of you who were intrigued enough either by my comment or my photo, here is a list of things that I quite like:ApplesMusicRugbyHockeyCriminal MindsBones HorsesSnowmobiling Def leppard Quading ChickenHorror moviesTae kwon do GuitarArtMy dogs (Rottweilers)Ice creamJackassHumorTrucksReadingZombies SleepThe winter/coldMakeupWhiskeyThe color green (specifically lime green)I prefer Popsicle's to freeziesAnd pancakes to waffles. XDGoreLord Of The RingsThe movie Step Brothers Harry potter, hehe ^.^Camping Red dragonRob DyrdekJohnny Knoxville UFCAdam Sandler Dirt Biking The Dudesons VodkaNitro circusThe Oilers And Magnus Pääjärvi > 17 years young, Graduated High School, Canadian eh.. I hope to be a coroner in the future because dead bodies interest me :) cheers!

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (227322) - you deserved it (29242)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133839) - you deserved it (14712)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239917) - you deserved it (56619)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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