About _streets_ : Hmm.. Do people even read this? I'm not really sure what to write in here but to further enlighten those of you who were intrigued enough either by my comment or my photo, here is a list of things that I quite like: Rugby, Hockey, system of a down, Snowmobiling, arctic monkeys, Quadding, Horror movies, Rottweilers, Jackass, Trucks, Reading, Zombies, winter, Whiskey, Gore, Lord Of The Rings, Step Brothers, Harry potter, Camping, slednecks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, UFC, Motocross, The Dudesons, Vodka, Nitro circus, The Oilers > 20 years young, Canaduh
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Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
by Boar / 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by rj93 / 11/05/2011 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Ballymena) / Health
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML
by therevsev / 10/02/2011 at 2:05am / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…