Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

_streets_

Offline (the 11/19/2015 at 3:53am) | Search for a member

_streets_

14Fucked!

_streets__streets_
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4581
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About _streets_ : Hmm.. Do people even read this? I'm not really sure what to write in here but to further enlighten those of you who were intrigued enough either by my comment or my photo, here is a list of things that I quite like: Rugby, Hockey, system of a down, Snowmobiling, arctic monkeys, Quadding, Horror movies, Rottweilers, Jackass, Trucks, Reading, Zombies, winter, Whiskey, Gore, Lord Of The Rings, Step Brothers, Harry potter, Camping, slednecks, Red Hot Chili Peppers, UFC, Motocross, The Dudesons, Vodka, Nitro circus, The Oilers > 20 years young, Canaduh

_streets_'s page activity

Visits<b>xninix</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 1:24am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:14pm<b>LazyFlan</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 5:20pm<b>swag420xoxo</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:09pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:49am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 4:07pm<b>david66</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:49pm<b>Westifer</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 4:32pm<b>OnATuesday</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 11:27pm<b>hare</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 3:02am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:18pm<b>maurice_24</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 11:10pm<b>glossy12</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 4:34am<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 10:37am<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 3:18am<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 9:46pm<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:14am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 4:36am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:49am<b>david66</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:49am<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 7:09pm<b>MrThump</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:07am<b>enginsteve</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:23am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:34am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 6:43am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:05am<b>taylorzgoines</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 6:03pm<b>unluckyorwhat</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 5:36am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 12:25am<b>jessiejamesp</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 8:56am<b>straightpride</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 7:25am

_streets_'s FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of _streets_'s badges

_streets_'s favorite FMLs

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26165) - you deserved it (1894)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15105) - you deserved it (45525)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53858) - you deserved it (48386)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46787) - you deserved it (5339)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42622) - you deserved it (5651)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36897) - you deserved it (9870)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

#17884041
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36614) - you deserved it (4878)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48684) - you deserved it (5970)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36458) - you deserved it (9466)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21389) - you deserved it (57094)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (33342)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63041) - you deserved it (11540)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (10210)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46569) - you deserved it (13637)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: