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by comeonnow / 09/25/2016 at 2:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
by ByeByeBirdie / 06/29/2016 at 6:41pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by roselysunset / 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/11/2015 at 10:37am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by JustSom / 05/04/2015 at 10:03pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2015 at 11:10am / United States / Love
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/18/2014 at 10:34am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Love
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by adamwilcockson / 09/18/2014 at 12:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by abbshows / 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
by meltdowninrels / 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/10/2014 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Work
by seriously? / 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…