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_microwaveable_
  • Town/Country : Biglerville, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 December 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 786
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About _microwaveable_ : I think FML stories are the greatest things on the planet. When ever I'm feeling down I just read some of these and think * Wow. Their life sucks so much more.*

"The office" is another one of the greatest things on the planet.

I don't think its necessary to act mature, I'm still a child. Sort of.

Other than that, I'm just your average FML'er.

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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5166) - you deserved it (51885)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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970 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53428) - you deserved it (586424)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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860 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55618) - you deserved it (324529)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41782) - you deserved it (5251)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)



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