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About _microwaveable_ : I think FML stories are the greatest things on the planet. When ever I'm feeling down I just read some of these and think * Wow. Their life sucks so much more.*
"The office" is another one of the greatest things on the planet.
I don't think its necessary to act mature, I'm still a child. Sort of.
Other than that, I'm just your average FML'er.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Friday 21 November 2014