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About _meatball_ : Deal with it.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, their lives suck
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Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015