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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 June 1994 (20 years)
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About _lilla_valora_ : Hi!!!! ;D

I'm Lilla. I'm 19.....and i like people. :)

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Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29400) - you deserved it (1721)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23533) - you deserved it (4801)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

#19697677
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I agree, your life sucks (23175) - you deserved it (2456)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)



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