[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

_l0l_

Search for a member

_l0l_
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

_l0l_'s last visitors

HendrixguyFreezejessxoxo28

_l0l_'s FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

_l0l_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (2905)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 7 year old looks at me and states, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

#7050421 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (18717) - you deserved it (7628)

On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (28688) - you deserved it (2736)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860 (318)

I agree, your life sucks (102887) - you deserved it (4212)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

#5103491 (254)

I agree, your life sucks (62707) - you deserved it (2528)

On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

#4299619 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (34096) - you deserved it (56894)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/15/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by